Category: Joke Board
One day a science teacher was teaching about the well. She said that his throat is very narrow. A girl raised her hand, and said: "but according to the bible Jonah was swollwed by the well.". The teacher insisted that it's not true. The girl had an idea: she said: "okay, when I will die and go to haven I'll ask Jonah about it". The teacher asked: "and what if Jonah is in hell"? without hesitating, the girl said: Then you'll ask him!
And another one: The teacher was trying to convince the kids to put their pictures in the year-book. She said that in a few years from now, the'll be able to look at the pictures, and say:"this is micle, and he's a lawyer". and so on. One of the kids said: "and we'll also say: "this is our teacher... she's ded". And finally a very cute one: At lunch, on the table there was a big plate with some apples. The teacher wrote above them: "Take only one, god is watching". Later on the table, there was a big plate with some candies. One of the kids wrote:Take as many as you like, god is watching the apples" ):
I liked the last one! rofl
hmmmm. ok.
Here are more of those:one day the teacher asked the kids to draw something of their own. One girl did something strange, so the teacher asked her what she was doing. The girl said that she's drawing god. The teacher laughed and said that nobody knows what god looks like. The girl said: "they'll know that in a minut"! Also the teacher gave out some apples to the kids, and told them to take only one each. One of them took two. When the teacher asked her: "I said to take only one"she said with confidence: "I will have only one in a minut". And finally Mom asks her kid Dani: Why are you yelling at a kid who's younger than you? the kid answered: I'm younger than you, why are you yelling at me?
lol. those are all cute.